Put your pet on the payroll.
Upload a photo, add three personality traits, and Barkforce turns your pet into a hilariously specific employee—complete with title, salary demands, and a fireable offense.
No credit card. One photo. Three traits. Very serious business.
Sample personnel note
Reports every delivery. Sleeps during break-ins.
The Barkforce promise
Your pet is the joke—not the product.
Specific, not generic
Three traits shape the title and jokes around your actual pet.
Free means free
Create a basic shareable badge without entering payment details.
Made to pass around
Every result is designed to be saved, sent, and answered with another pet.
From couch to career
A complete employee file in three quick steps.
Employee no. 0001
Bruno, Head of Security
Performance summary
Reports every delivery. Sleeps during break-ins.
- Salary demand
- Two chicken strips per hour
- Fired for
- Accepting treats from the suspect
Step 1
Upload the star
Choose a clear photo of your dog, cat, or other suspiciously employable companion.
Step 2
Add three telling traits
Tell Barkforce what makes them tick—from snack-driven to professionally dramatic.
Step 3
Receive their employee file
Get a job title, headshot, salary demands, workplace bio, and the reason HR let them go.
Premium extra
Turn the employee file into a short animated “first day at work” video and printable poster.
One pet, one promotion
Start free. Upgrade the bit.
Make the shareable badge first. Add the premium media pack only when your pet is ready for middle management.
Basic badge
$0
For one delightfully unqualified pet
- Personalized job title
- Employee bio and salary demand
- Shareable employee badge
Career pack
$4.99
One-time purchase for one pet
- Everything in the free badge
- More career directions
- Animated first-day video
- Print-ready employee poster
Questions from HR
Before their orientation begins
Applications are open
So, what’s your pet’s job?
Give us one photo and three traits. We’ll handle the title, compensation package, and inevitable HR incident.